fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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