Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Swine flu is the new snow day.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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