It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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