Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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