is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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