NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
you never un-have a 4some
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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