Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
home. puking in laundry basket.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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