Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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