just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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