I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
There's even glitter on my cock...
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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