i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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