Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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