My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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