You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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