i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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