That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I faked an abortion last night.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
