I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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