Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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