So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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