2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You pole danced in your parka.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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