I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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