U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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