Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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