your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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