It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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