i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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