I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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