He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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