dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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