the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I forgot how hot balto sounded
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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