i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Congratulations! We have a period
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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