But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Randomize