"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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