D3 body, D1 cock
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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