Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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