I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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