i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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