We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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