weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
wow bdsm is so cute
My life is pants optional.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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