Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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