i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
