I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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