He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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