Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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