Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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