Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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