If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I understand Curling. That high.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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