Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I think my fart just growled at me.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
