shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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