real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
