i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
