Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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