fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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