So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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