I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
