There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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