Me too!
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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